Nov 12, 2006, 08:49 AM // 08:49
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#1
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Hell's Protector
Join Date: Oct 2005
Profession: R/Mo
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Anet makes no sense
"Those...dreadful...corsairs took my beloved away from me. He died fighting them somewhere at sea. Oh, my poor Wehsehlei...how I miss him! Can you help me? I hoped to buy his freedom, but I have no coin. The only thing corsairs understand is gold. If you bring me 5 Gold Doubloons, maybe I can use their own gold coins to buy my Wehsehlei's freedom. In return, I'll gladly give you:"
Ok...so if he's dead why are you trying to buy his freedom....im confused.
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Nov 12, 2006, 08:57 AM // 08:57
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#2
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: North Kryta Province
Guild: Angel Sharks [As]
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Now come on! You can't blame ANet for this! It's clearly the corsairs fault. After all they killed the guy, then captured him, setting a ransome. Downright sh**ty business practice right there.
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Nov 12, 2006, 09:03 AM // 09:03
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#3
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Desert Nomad
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Maybe the Corsairs have a rez shrine and they won't let her use it.
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Nov 12, 2006, 09:23 AM // 09:23
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#4
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jul 2006
Guild: Defiant Dragons
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They forgot rule 1: Pillage, THEN burn. Obviously, they MEANT to hold him for ransom, then kill him when the ransom was paid, but they got it in the wrong order. Now they're just hoping nobody catches on until they get paid, because once they get their money, the end result is the same.
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Nov 12, 2006, 09:35 AM // 09:35
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#5
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Manchester, England
Guild: New Dragons [NDR]
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Collectors rarely make sense.
"I'd like 5 half digested globs of mucus please" Why?!
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Nov 12, 2006, 09:58 AM // 09:58
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#6
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Lion's Arch Merchant
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^ Because they are good in soup?
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Nov 12, 2006, 10:16 AM // 10:16
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#7
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pacific NW, USA
Guild: Team of Oblivious Targets [TOOT]
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I'm surprised her name isn't Bahtahkup.
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Nov 12, 2006, 10:20 AM // 10:20
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#8
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Academy Page
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She wants his corpse for proper burial?
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Nov 12, 2006, 11:08 AM // 11:08
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#9
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Ocean Shores, Washington
Guild: Last Sun Rise
Profession: W/Mo
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Or Far Worse Things! Xd
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Nov 12, 2006, 12:23 PM // 12:23
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#10
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Guildmistress Eve [Me], Guildmistress Azura [N], Guildmistress Azumi [A], Guildmistress Jaina [D]
Guild: Guildmaster Aeron [Rt], Arthas Ironfist [W], Guild: The Tyrian Templars [TTT]
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Animate Flesh Golem ftw!
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Nov 12, 2006, 12:27 PM // 12:27
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#11
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Canberra, AU
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Pleasure Zombie imo
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Nov 12, 2006, 12:28 PM // 12:28
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#12
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Indiana
Guild: Gui1d War스 P01ic트 [Pr으]
Profession: Mo/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 0moikane
I'm surprised her name isn't Bahtahkup.
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I think I just broke a rib from laughing.
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Nov 12, 2006, 12:34 PM // 12:34
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#13
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Finland
Guild: Victory Via Valour
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In GW world, spirit can be captured.
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Nov 12, 2006, 12:57 PM // 12:57
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#14
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Pre-Searing Vanquisher
Join Date: Jun 2005
Guild: Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]
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I think she just wants your moneys.
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Nov 12, 2006, 01:11 PM // 13:11
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#15
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: New Zealand
Profession: Me/R
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haha now that's funny.
Quote:
I think she just wants your moneys.
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That makes perfect sence. The trader is hanging around corsairs... not dying...
She IS a corsair... oh the conspiracy^^.
Or she could just be insane. That works.
:P. Now tell me, is your daughter really your father in disguise??
Last edited by Terra Xin; Nov 12, 2006 at 01:15 PM // 13:15..
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Nov 12, 2006, 01:56 PM // 13:56
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#16
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Lucky Crickets[Luck]
Profession: N/Me
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I'm using Ressurection Signet on Wehsehlei!
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Nov 12, 2006, 02:24 PM // 14:24
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#17
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Imagination Land
Guild: I Swear She Was Eighteen [Gwen]
Profession: W/
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jecht Scye
I'm using Ressurection Signet on Wehsehlei!
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a.... sunspear rebirth signet plz?
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Nov 12, 2006, 02:39 PM // 14:39
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#18
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Room V
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There's a vending machine in the sea that takes 5 gold doubloons and gives you one fresh soul in return. I think Gwen is in there somewhere.
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Nov 12, 2006, 07:59 PM // 19:59
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#19
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: United States of America
Guild: The Seven Deadly [Sins]
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Eh, bad writing here and there isn't new; Remember Rurik? Yeah, I know, alot of people tried hard to forget him. But hey, I think it's clear some of Anet's writers want to make us laugh. Admit it, it's fun laughing about these things and sharing them with people, it's part of the experience.
Best. Taunts. EVER.
"This is my kingdom, beast. Get your own."
"Are you this ugly on the inside?"
"I am Rurik, Prince of Ascalon! And you are dead!"
"I am the cleaver brought down upon the heads of infidels!"
I miss Rurik, I think I'll go play the Ascalon missions.
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Nov 12, 2006, 11:12 PM // 23:12
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#20
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Denmark
Guild: Rule Thirty Four [prOn]
Profession: Mo/
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"When i was a boy, I ...........
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