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Old Nov 12, 2006, 08:49 AM // 08:49   #1
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Default Anet makes no sense

"Those...dreadful...corsairs took my beloved away from me. He died fighting them somewhere at sea. Oh, my poor Wehsehlei...how I miss him! Can you help me? I hoped to buy his freedom, but I have no coin. The only thing corsairs understand is gold. If you bring me 5 Gold Doubloons, maybe I can use their own gold coins to buy my Wehsehlei's freedom. In return, I'll gladly give you:"

Ok...so if he's dead why are you trying to buy his freedom....im confused.
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 08:57 AM // 08:57   #2
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Now come on! You can't blame ANet for this! It's clearly the corsairs fault. After all they killed the guy, then captured him, setting a ransome. Downright sh**ty business practice right there.
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 09:03 AM // 09:03   #3
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Maybe the Corsairs have a rez shrine and they won't let her use it.
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 09:23 AM // 09:23   #4
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They forgot rule 1: Pillage, THEN burn. Obviously, they MEANT to hold him for ransom, then kill him when the ransom was paid, but they got it in the wrong order. Now they're just hoping nobody catches on until they get paid, because once they get their money, the end result is the same.
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 09:35 AM // 09:35   #5
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Collectors rarely make sense.

"I'd like 5 half digested globs of mucus please" Why?!
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 09:58 AM // 09:58   #6
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^ Because they are good in soup?
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 10:16 AM // 10:16   #7
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I'm surprised her name isn't Bahtahkup.
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 10:20 AM // 10:20   #8
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She wants his corpse for proper burial?
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 11:08 AM // 11:08   #9
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Or Far Worse Things! Xd
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 12:23 PM // 12:23   #10
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Animate Flesh Golem ftw!
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 12:27 PM // 12:27   #11
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Pleasure Zombie imo
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 12:28 PM // 12:28   #12
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I'm surprised her name isn't Bahtahkup.
I think I just broke a rib from laughing.
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 12:34 PM // 12:34   #13
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In GW world, spirit can be captured.
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 12:57 PM // 12:57   #14
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I think she just wants your moneys.
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 01:11 PM // 13:11   #15
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haha now that's funny.

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I think she just wants your moneys.
That makes perfect sence. The trader is hanging around corsairs... not dying...

She IS a corsair... oh the conspiracy^^.

Or she could just be insane. That works.



:P. Now tell me, is your daughter really your father in disguise??

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Old Nov 12, 2006, 01:56 PM // 13:56   #16
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I'm using Ressurection Signet on Wehsehlei!
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 02:24 PM // 14:24   #17
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I'm using Ressurection Signet on Wehsehlei!

a.... sunspear rebirth signet plz?
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 02:39 PM // 14:39   #18
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There's a vending machine in the sea that takes 5 gold doubloons and gives you one fresh soul in return. I think Gwen is in there somewhere.
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 07:59 PM // 19:59   #19
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Eh, bad writing here and there isn't new; Remember Rurik? Yeah, I know, alot of people tried hard to forget him. But hey, I think it's clear some of Anet's writers want to make us laugh. Admit it, it's fun laughing about these things and sharing them with people, it's part of the experience.

Best. Taunts. EVER.
"This is my kingdom, beast. Get your own."
"Are you this ugly on the inside?"
"I am Rurik, Prince of Ascalon! And you are dead!"
"I am the cleaver brought down upon the heads of infidels!"

I miss Rurik, I think I'll go play the Ascalon missions.
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Old Nov 12, 2006, 11:12 PM // 23:12   #20
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"When i was a boy, I ...........
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